by Tony Sebastian who will most probably get hooked to Farmville if he starts playing it.

Thousands of engineering students, who plan to apply to universities abroad, launched a protest today demanding SOPs from the government. "It is the least the government can do for us e-farmers. We are already struggling to attain the stipulated attendance requirements even with proxies and fake medical certificates. How can we find time to draft our SOPs and play Farmville at the same time?" asked president of the Farmville Union of College Kids (FUCK), Vignesh Siva. "Besides, if the government wants to win the next elections, they should support a-GRE-culture. Heh. If the government fails to meet our demands, we shall cut all the ministers' FB profile pics in half. That's right, we'll crop their pics. Heh heh" he added, letting us all know that he was very serious. "Hey that's a copyright infringement. We're gonna sue them" said an over enthusiastic lawyer of FCUK before realising his gaffe. "Oh fuck! my bad. But fuck FUCK all the same"

This surprising turn of events has evoked mixed reactions from various fictional factions. "I think it is very important that the government did something for us. We are paying them to study just so you know, the last thing they should do is be enemies of Farmville players. Oh wait, could you make that last sentence 'Fee FYI, foe farm?' ? It'll look more stylish in print" said Haritha Malladi a farmous Farmville player who crossed level 1357 when we last checked. "SOPs for Farmville players? That's ridiculous! What will those fools do next? Commit suicides so the government meets their demands?" Asked Anup Aditya, president of Foes of Union of College Kids for Farmville (FUCK Farmville) "Have you heard our tag-line? It is 'we rape what they sow' " He said grinning wide . "Hey the ones who commit suicide are from the Union of College Kids for Farmville, we are from the Farmville Union of College Kids!" said a guy named Brian. "This is all turning very Python-esque. But then again you can't cast PERL to the swine lovers" Chuckled 'Chuck' Gopalakrishnan before adding "Oh hey have you read that post of mine where Sachin and Sidhu code?" spectacularly managing to plug a link to his blog-post in a spoken quote.

"This a matter of utmost seriousness. We are all behind FUCK. We've been fucked from behind for too long. We shan't take this any longer" Said Abel Joseph, president of Farmville and Mafia Lovers (FML) offering their complete support to the movement. "Dude, you also should start playing these games. It's a great place to add foreign chicks on Facebook and half of them have put up naughty pics" he said after being assured that the last quote was completely off the record. "Even I have started playing Farmville. It's great fun" Said veteran Scrabble player Menino Pereira "I have a natural talent for it since I am already so good at Sow-pods. Heh. Oh hey I have a bingo! 'Antliae' or is it 'Antilae'? Doesn't matter, no one's going to challenge me anyway" He was crushed soon after, as this reporter played ZaNJEROS, connecting the A of Antliae , over two triple- word- scores with J on a double-letter-score for 343 points.

No one from the government has made any remark about this development. Even Shashi Tharoor the Indian minister for social media has remained quiet, though in the past he had echoed support and solidarity for the cattle class. Meanwhile, the agitators have warned that they will take their strike to new levels such as posting the colour of their bra as Facebook status updates. When asked how that would help their cause, a spokeswoman of the movement said "Some jobless idiot will start a hash-tag mocking it on twitter soon enough. We will receive much needed publicity" before poking this reporter in his ribs. "Hey if they are giving out soaps, I want one too" Said a bleary-eyed Jagdheesh Singaram who had finally decided to break his 8 year no-bath routine.

The press conference also saw other associations voicing fresh demands: The Fishville Organised Operators League demanded better net facilities, Cafe World Players Association demanded better IT personnel who could make good java beans and the Mafia Wars players demanded better Italian food. The meeting was dispersed soon after and all the attendees were served coffee and Zynga burgers.

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