By Tony Sebastian who wonders if a sexist compere would be called an emcee-P

Here are some New Words for the New Year :)Wishing you all a great 2009 :)


Abdomenable : Unequivocally fat and disgusting.

Saridonic : Possessing such biting sarcasm which gives the listener a headache.

Aftermath: The result of a disastrous math test.

Sexpensive : When one contemplates not going to an exotic hooker because it costs too much.

Condominimum: An apartment with barely enough room.

Feedback: When you make the chef eat his own unpalatable cooking.

Soothsayer (Language of origin -Tamil) :One who talks out of his ass.

Couch potato: A bean bag.

Withdrawal symptoms: Frequently taking out cash from the ATM for booze to get over your ex.

Peer pressure: The urge/tendency to take a leak when someone tells you he is going to take one.

Buy-curious: When you can't decide between two products and decide to try both.

Purse one's lips: Pay someone to shut him up.

Bill-Gates: Controversies involving a lot of Dollar notes.

Party Animal: The Democratic Donkey, or the Republican Elephant.

Blogal Warming: The rise in temperature of the computer because the user browses too many blogs.

Sunny disposition: The bowlers' frame of mind when they dismiss Gavaskar.

Sitter: An easy chair.

Window shopping: Buying a product through Internet Explorer.

Mind your Ps and Qs : Follow ethics when you have to wait in line to take a leak.

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