By Tony Sebastian who is so funny that people have started calling him a joke!

Hello! What ho what ho what ho!
Just leave me alone, I want to die in peace!
Whoa! what happened to you?
My girlfriend broke up with me man!
No wonder you look down in the dumps hehe So how did it happen?
Well we were on the phone and she said "We're breaking up"
Ah! Are you sure she didn't say "you are breaking up"?, the signal might have been bad you know.
No no I'm quite sure. I can't make out how any of this happened.
If you can't make-out, there is no wonder any of this happened, you should know how to keep your woman satisfied
Stop fooling around!
I will, but that's what you shouldn't have done.
Bah

So you have no idea how any of this happened? What were you talking about with er.. what's her name?
Sheetal
wow, cool name hehe.
I think its because I said something about maths. You know how she likes maths?
No I don't, but go on..
Yeah so well she likes maths.
Maths?
Maths
Maths?
Maths
So why were you going out with her again?
So she likes maths and we were talking about calculus or something...
Wow this is what couples talk about? Sheesh!
...I've never really understood calculus, so I told her I thought it was stupid

Ooooh!! Why would you say that? Calculus is an integral part of mathematics you know. You should never have done that! Girls like all kinds of weird stuff which reason can't justify. They like pink ponies and Shah Rukh Khan and what not! You have to put up with all that. She will, in all probability, have a little brother who bops you on the nose real hard, and she will think its cute - if you so much as lift a little finger against him, you've had it!
I thought you didn't know what couples talked about?
I know enough to give advice :D
Well I abused math and now I am minus one girl friend. That sums it up.
So how are you going to deal with the "aftermath"?
I don't know
No more dates?
Nope! Sigh! Guess I'll finish NFS Carbon
Ah! Carbon-dating? Do something more constructive da, Start a party against all the politicians in the world! That's right they screw everything up, politicians suck - That's the latest fad, join in and you can reap rich rewards. With my brains and your cash, we can take over the world!
Bah
Wait a minute, you've been boozing?
Yep, don't I look like I'm in high spirits?
Well I don't know about spirits, but you look like a ghost of a man, does that count?
Blah!
Well hang in there man, you'll get over it soon. At the very least you'll get a hangover hehe

Oh damn! I've finished this bottle! Could you be a dear friend and go and get me another?
This early in the morning?
I got this bottle at 6 in the morning
Whoa! ok, I'll take your bike of course. And where's the cash?
You'll have to get it from the ATM, here's my card... I hope there is enough left I just took out a lot of cash this morning
Ah! Withdrawal symptoms eh? hehe
Just go man!
Hey I'm grabbing some extra cash ok? I feel quite hungry myself
Sure whatever
I'll get some chicken for you as well, you're in a fowl mood aren't you?
I guess
Ok get ready by the time I come back, I have a whole plan lined up, We'll have lunch at City Grand and dinner at Suprabha. I'll let you pay of course and entertain you with my wit. Oh btw do you need this I pod? Can I borrow it for like 3 months?
Take whatever you want
Thanks man, these headphones too ok?
yeah just get me the booze
Hey, how do I get the booze past the guard at the gate? What if he squeals to the savage warden?
Just give him some money, he'll shut up
oh! purse his lips eh? hehe
Go! And close the door behind you
Bye bye...... Hey Pedro you wanna go to Hyderabad today? I've got a lotta cash man and a bike... we'll party tonight....

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